[ He turns to the stall and to the startled customers, the curious onlookers, and the annoyed clerk before standing. ]

How am I interfering? I've stopped three pickpockets, two hustlers, one bullying, and a drug dealer. And that was just in the last three hours!

[ He says this while twitching and accompanied by gestures fitting for what he just described. ]

I've been nothing but a contributing upstanding member of society. Also are those mushrooms? I know a great recipe for mushroom and bacon soup.