[That is a very impressive reaction time, madam. Sholmes does not make an effort to pick up the ones that have already fallen to the ground, though he does stoop low enough to pluck the one off of her boot. It would be too silly if she stood there balancing on one foot. And we all know that Sholmes is the very picture of seriousness.]

Then you may decorate your bunk! Hide one under your pillow, or line them across the edge of your mattress so they may keep watch while you sleep.

[Very serious.]

Waste not, want not. I plan to hide mine in every corner, or put them in inconvenient places on the floor so intruders may step on them and regret, instantly, their trespass.