How can you not be interested in- [ Uh-oh sisters, double jeopardy time. The near lethal crash does make him look a little less keen, but that blip of worry is gone entirely once the conversation has exploded catastrophically in his face. ]
Eh, eh, eh! It wasn't that big of a deal! People came to help me...! [ 'People' not 'someone', which only implies plurality. He's a simple idiot, crossing his arms with a huff and a scowl. ] I was trying to get to the other side of the river, but the hashihime kept squirting me when I'd try to cross the northern bridge, so I tried to head down to the other one...and I'd hide up in a tree when the sharks harassed me on the way. They're too dumb to climb them, so it worked out. [ This is what's called an EXPLANATION, guys. It's totally earnest and (mostly) the whole story, even! ]
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sisters, double jeopardy time. The near lethal crash does make him look a little less keen, but that blip of worry is gone entirely once the conversation has exploded catastrophically in his face. ]Eh, eh, eh! It wasn't that big of a deal! People came to help me...! [ 'People' not 'someone', which only implies plurality. He's a simple idiot, crossing his arms with a huff and a scowl. ] I was trying to get to the other side of the river, but the hashihime kept squirting me when I'd try to cross the northern bridge, so I tried to head down to the other one...and I'd hide up in a tree when the sharks harassed me on the way. They're too dumb to climb them, so it worked out. [ This is what's called an EXPLANATION, guys. It's totally earnest and (mostly) the whole story, even! ]