“Great! Uh, why don’t we,” Yizhi says, placing a hand on the lid and slowly pushing it back down onto the tub. “-pay for it first, and we can try it outside.”

He’s supportive of homoerotism, but they might just get kicked out of the store if things continue like this! Yizhi likes this outlet for its convenient location. He glances to the counter, then widens his smile into a slightly awkward grin in an attempt to defuse the weirdness of the situation. These two are… well. Yizhi’s thinking through his idea of taking Tamamori under his wing Mean-Girls-style and giving him a makeover sequence now; he might also have to coach both of them how to be homoerotic in a way that doesn’t get them ejected from shops, which is a lot of work.

“Is there anything else you want to buy? Soap, shampoo? Something more ‘faction-appropriate’?”