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太宰治 ([personal profile] diesuki) wrote in [community profile] jigokulogs 2022-05-14 08:03 am (UTC)

YOU HAVE TO PULL IT i am dead

[Clearly the poor little aspiring criminal has yet to encounter the fury of a patient man, for him to consider Dazai a bigger threat (Dazai wasn't even trying yet!), but hey, it works for Dazai.

He can't help but chuckle along with Kim, himself a bit more obvious about it. Few things in the world are right! If that kept you from laughing about them, what would there be left to laugh about? (Actually a fair point regardless, but Dazai won't let it stop him. Besides, even if the situation was kind of banal, his sorta-kinda-teamwork with Kim on it was very much to his liking, for whatever reason.)]


"Almost", hmm? [Yeah, Dazai believes that. Meanwhile he drops said little knife into his pocket, but pay that no mind or anything. He's a cop; he can get better weapons. Still... you never know when something like this could come in handy.]

If he already couldn't handle this much, what is crime coming to in this city? [... Why does he say that like it's a bad thing? Anyway!] Let's hope this has made him reconsider his career choices.

Though, frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back with his buddies later. [After all, such a petty move is human nature, or... youkai nature.] Sorry about that. [If it does happen, it's at least a little bit Dazai's fault, after all, and he's sure to be gone by then.]

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