What, you didn't like staring at an eyeball on a pair of buttocks?

[For Monts, maybe this is a good thing, where she has yet to go through multiple channels to get to a checkpoint for the shirime's quest (but first, some playful ribbing, RIP Hizen).]

Any guesses about what it wants exactly? Between you and me, I don't think we have enough change to pay for and see what each mystery box has.