[ Well, in this case one can say that crime just doesn't pay. ]

It's as charming as the rear end of a horse.

[ In other words, yes, he does miss home. Felix can't just come out and say that like a normal person, apparently. ]

I don't know what the hell the Goddess would think at any given time and don't really care, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case. It's a complete cesspool of various, veritable foolishness even on a good day.