[This is stupid. Beyond stupid in Dante's opinion but unfortunately, he's not calling the shots here.
The second he realized that the Shuten Clan was going up against the Tamamo Clan, he knew this was going to be a one-sided contest for dominion over the Underground. Most of the Tamamo Clan is made up of pretty boys and girls who give exclusive *favors* at massage parlors. While there's a few fighters among the bunch, most of them are just mere eye-candy as opposed with the Shuten clan that consists of some of the meanest street punks you've ever seen. Granted, there's a few handsome dudes around in Shuten but most of them are just mean mugging gangsters.
Then you have Dante also known almost affectionately by his teammates as "Red Coat". He's in a whole league of his own and honestly, sometimes Toraguma doesn't seem to know what to do with him. Nevertheless, that kind of explains why there's a scary looking eight feet tall fire demon prowling the tunnels.
Dante looks like an actual monster in this form, a devil crafted from the hottest fires in hell. Half his body looks like it's formed from molten rock while the rest of him glows with bright golden ichor. While the tunnels of the Underground a bit cramped, Dante can still glide at least. He's playing reconnaissance for now along with a few other dudes in hopes of scoping out the "enemy".
God, this entire mess is just stupid. Dante is almost tempted to park his ass somewhere and sleep. However, he really wants a pay raise.]
DANCE BATTLE
[Despite the seriousness of the situation, the light airy tunes of a classic 80s tune pops on all thanks to Dante who decided to take a much needed break from the ridiculousness of it all. Cue in the dancing devil as it hip thrusts its way to victory with these super smooth dance 80s dance moves. It's clear that Dante is just fooling around at this point but this bizarre change of pace is bound to confuse and frighten their enemies.
After all, no one can out do his righteous grapevine or out do his electric slide. He's just dancing his scaly butt off since there's nothing for him really do here. Dante utterly refuses to fight unless attacked first, so that means he's just wandering around here in his Devil Trigger looking all mean and nasty for no reason.
That's boring! So why not spice things up with a dance battle? Toraguma told them they had claim the Underground but he didn't specify how.
Come dance against this raging hell beast! Don't worry, he doesn't bite. Much.]
Slacking Off
[A sigh of boredom escapes Dante along with a slight puff of fire as he watches the others fight. He's perched somewhere on a ledge above just looking pitifully unenthused right now. Poor Dante has no desire to fight. It's kind of hard to find the motivation to do anything when this entire mess is playing out like a poorly written afterschool special. Fighting is fun and all but he sees no fun in picking on the "weak". Yeah, sure there are a couple of fighters in the Tamamo Clan but they're not as exciting as the demons he used to fight on the regular.
So he's just kind of scratching his butt while watching everyone else mindlessly pummel each other. Riveting content, really. A loud bored yawn escapes Dante as he shifts a little on his perch. He's just watching for the meanwhile, clearly exhausted from his earlier shenanigans. All that dancing and prancing around made him a sleepy boy which makes him the perfect target for anyone trying to pull a fast one on him.
But will anyone try? Most people don't know who this spooky looking demon is, so maybe someone will get gung-ho enough to try.]
WILDCARD
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Dante | Shuten Clan | Open
DANCE BATTLE
Slacking Off
WILDCARD