semi-open 👹 beauty of the night

[nerine]

Who ⬤ Monts and Various
What ⬤ Night Parade activities and April catchall.
When ⬤ During the Night Parade and rest of the month.
Where ⬤ Here and there in Jigokucho.
Content Warnings ⬤ Mentions of sex toys and NSFWish related things, but it'll be PG-13 at most.

Notes ⬤ Prompts in the comments, some closed ones as well.



"Despite the forecast, live like it's spring."

- Lilly Pulitzer.

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[ Just admit you're the dildo demon, Monts ... it's the only way. Because he will never reconcile her with the vicious monster who supposedly terrorized men and poked their eyes out with a phallic weapon as karmic justice. She's much too nice and pretty, and has less legs than the drawing he made. ]

Of course. [ he does stop, pausing pursuit, ] What do you want to try?

[nerine]

[NEVER... She's never giving up her true identity, not willingly anyway.

This is why Monts walks up near the entrance of the narrow alleyway, scanning it briefly. There are some trash bags, some wooden planks that are left by the wayside, and an even larger trash can that's big enough to hide someone or something were they to crouch behind it... Save for the suspicious rat tail peeking out behind it, but pfff maybe it's just an Unusually Large Rat and certainly not one of those Tesso youkai that had been causing trouble earlier at the bathhouse, oh no...!!

And then Monts just oh so suddenly aims the dildo so it flies in a near-perfect arc like a spear and it disappears behind the bin.]

Ow!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

[Monts puts a hand to her mouth, in pretend-shock.]

Oh no, my hand slipped, too bad, let's go.

[TURNING AWAY NOW, MISSION COMPLETE]

[cutcloud]

[ Revenge plot: swiftly thwarted!! Chongyun stands aside as she works and watches, impressed, as Monts sniffs out the mischievous youkai squatting behind the boards leaning in the alleyway. The dildo flies, truly fulfilling its great purpose of becoming a great piercing rod as it whacks the tesso youkai waiting for a little vengeance.

The young exorcist claps lightly. From the side, a little girl laughs and cheers as well, saying Again! Again! with a little fist pump. Her mom also nods approvingly. Apparently that guy isn't very popular around here. ]

A shame we lost our evidence but it was a worthwhile cost. [ what a creep. ] Maybe the demoness has the right of it after all.

[ It's not like he's necessarily against beating the shit out of troublesome spirits, anyway. ]

[nerine]

With creeps like that around, she's got her work cut out for her the rest of the night.

[Now that she's been freed of said evidence, Monts claps her hands together and smiles at Chongyun in a much more relaxed manner.]

So, shaved ice? I'll treat you. What'll it be? Strawberries and cream, melon, orrr...?

[cutcloud]

[ Oh well. It tracks that this investigation has gone the way of most of his other investigations: nowhere. Well used to his back luck with juuusttt missing these evil spirits and demons by a hair, Chongyun merely sighs, finally allowing his dreams of catching the demoness red-handed to rest for now. Maybe another day. You win this time, dildo demoness. This time. ]

Strawberries and cream sounds very good. Let's go! ♪

[ At least she's chosen the best thing to distract him from his failure with! ]