[It's not the size strength of the dildo, it's what you do with it, apparently-- that bop on the head was just solid enough to throw him for a complete loop.]
Wh--
[He stammers, bewildered, as he finally whirls around. The surprise of the impact upgrades the blow to tooth-chattering level: he has no idea what the fuck just smacked him upside the head and oh my god he has never seen a dildo that big in his life what is going on. Kamui's eyes are as wide as the Nikusui's as he reaches up to clutch the top of his head, even as he stares, practically shellshocked, up at her.
(One of the Nikusuis, in the chaos, has whipped out her phone to take a picture. Monts is her new hero, and that giant dildo is her new Excalibur.)]
I-- yes, yes, I'm leaving! I just, I need my phone!
[And yes, he's really leaving RIGHT after. Funny how the words come out so much more easily when you're worried you'll be bludgeoned to death by high-quality silicone.]
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sizestrength of the dildo, it's what you do with it, apparently-- that bop on the head was just solid enough to throw him for a complete loop.]Wh--
[He stammers, bewildered, as he finally whirls around. The surprise of the impact upgrades the blow to tooth-chattering level: he has no idea what the fuck just smacked him upside the head and oh my god he has never seen a dildo that big in his life what is going on. Kamui's eyes are as wide as the Nikusui's as he reaches up to clutch the top of his head, even as he stares, practically shellshocked, up at her.
(One of the Nikusuis, in the chaos, has whipped out her phone to take a picture. Monts is her new hero, and that giant dildo is her new Excalibur.)]
I-- yes, yes, I'm leaving! I just, I need my phone!
[And yes, he's really leaving RIGHT after. Funny how the words come out so much more easily when you're worried you'll be bludgeoned to death by high-quality silicone.]