(He scowls. Don't laugh at him. Don't wink at him. Everything is a personal offense.)

No thanks.

(He will not think about how hot Toraguma and Tenkohime are, thank you very much.)

They're just youkai. It doesn't gotta be that deep. Spirits and demons don't need reasons to be weird or petty.

(There are a bunch of stories of youkai just doing things for the heck of it. Hell, he lives with some back home. Tsurumaru Kuninaga and his obnoxious love of pranks for the hell of it.)

And even if it was true, it wouldn't matter anyway! None of that's got anything to do with this.