[Felix's- extremely valid- question gets a little laugh in response.]
The front door. [Well, it's not a lie.] Come on, before breakfast gets cold.
[Sure enough, there's coffee of questionable quality courtesy of the conbini down the road and two plates of blini waiting for him on the coffee table. While he might have broken in to make them, there's no denying that they look good; each is perfectly golden and fluffy with butter and two strips of bacon sit alongside the stack. Oh, and the uppermost one is shaped like a whale. You know, totally normal.]
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[Felix's- extremely valid- question gets a little laugh in response.]
The front door. [Well, it's not a lie.] Come on, before breakfast gets cold.
[Sure enough, there's coffee of questionable quality courtesy of the conbini down the road and two plates of blini waiting for him on the coffee table. While he might have broken in to make them, there's no denying that they look good; each is perfectly golden and fluffy with butter and two strips of bacon sit alongside the stack. Oh, and the uppermost one is shaped like a whale. You know, totally normal.]